Coolest cool, coldest cold
the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
- student: can i borrow a pencil
- teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
- student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
#but cAN WE HAVE A MECHANIC ALLISON AU#LYDIA COMES TO GET HER CAR FIXED AND SHE’S LIKE#FUCKIN HELL I HATE GOING TO THE MECHANIC THEY ALWAYS THINK THEY CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME BECAUSE I WEAR HEELS BIGGER THAN THEIR DICKS#and then there’s allison#grease smeared across her cheek and perfect skin and hair tied in a knot#tells lydia she’s really backed up and it’ll be a couple days#so lydia drops by every day#with an extra nonfat vanilla late for allison#and they talk about her car#and then they talk about other things#family and school#and how allison is going to start school in beacon hill in the fall#but she’s helping her dad over the summer#and lydia finally asks her to go get a coffee with her#and#aaaand#oh geeze i just want a lot of this forever#allydia#teen wolf#au#pLEASE#someone hear my plea (x)